thecrow-thecorpse:

zygoats:

im literally always looking at my reflection not because im conceited but because i just think it feels kind strange to have a physical form and im constantly trying to process who and what i am

This. Someone put into words.

(via xaannaax)

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(Source: meladoodle, via this--too--shall--pass)

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thatcorbincrow:

ARE THESE SKELETONS HOMO GAYS???? I DO NOT SEE A BONE TITTY I AM UNCOMFOTRABLE
wasitallsmokeandmirrors:

Heelllooooo sexy ass barista. Can I have some extra caramel drizzle and your dick in my mouth?
between-my-thighs:

imalwayseffinghorny:

between-my-thighs:

I reblog this gif constantly because I like it and also because it pisses my friend off. :’)

such a great feeling

Ahaha seeing my comment made me giggle. Also it’s weird seeing something on my dash that I wrote on yonks ago xD